"Did you find one you hadn't heard?" I asked. One of the things I liked most about Cindy was her easy laugh. I've always been a bit on the serious side but Cindy makes me think I'm funny. She's not in the least silly, but because she's basically happy she will give a genuine laugh to almost any attempt at humor. Oh, there are exceptions. She never laughs a cruel jokes but even the corniest joke can get a laugh if it's told straight."I love this one, but it's too off-color for you to use. 'There was this very naïve couple on their honeymoon. They'd tried everything they could but her cherry just wouldn't break. Finally in desperation they agreed to go to opposite ends of the room, and run at each other. When the husband was about to make contact he closed his eyes and the next thing he knew, he was falling naked off their second story balcony. The fall didn't hurt him, but he was at a loss about how to get back to his room through the crowded lobby."'He was relieved to see a doorman. "Or for you, madam?" Linda looked down, too embarrassed to respond at all."What's your name, boy?" Cyrus asked, sipping the champagne."Andrew, sir." You normally get a tip at this point, don't you?" Um well yes sir." Would you like a blow job instead?" Oooohhh yes sir." Linda, get over here on your knees." Linda reluctantly climbed off the bed and crawled over to the waiter, unzipped him, and took out his cock. Martin watched in awe as she put it in her mouth. The waiter groaned."Pull out before you cum, Andrew, I want you to cum over her face." Certainly sir," the waiter said politely, as if this was quite a normal request. Perhaps it was, or at least perhaps it wasn't so rare as Linda assumed."Linda, use your hands to finish him off. Make sure you don't spill any."After cumming copiously and accurately over Linda, the waiter started putting his cock away, but Cyrus handed him Linda's panties to wipe his cock first. "You can keep them as a souvenir of the pretty lady." The waiter.
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